For those that didn’t know, there was an unreleased, extended tree house scene where Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly go off for 6 minutes talking about the dirtiest sex shit. This is such an epic conversation filled with too many qoutables.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aquJCVeA8Y[/youtube]
“It’s your job to satisfy them right?”
“It’s my job to trick them. Get them into the sack! Yes, yes, yes… trail of broken hearts”
“One mans joc cousteau is another mans deaf mans delight.”
“You ever fart in the face of a girl while you were doing it?”
“Naw.. I been farted on.”
“I’ll do that sometimes, a little change of pace. But let me tell you, they do not like it”.
“Pussy farts, one of life’s little treasures.”
Oh Jebus. This is epic. I will show this entire conversation to my little son one day.